Ralphie Was A Region Rat T-Shirt

Sure, "Gremlins" and "Black Christmas" are great holiday movies, but they aren't set in the greatest place on earth (not counting the Dunes directly). BTW, I'm not well traveled. And although Ralphie's old man's occupation is never specified , his location and inventive swearing would suggest mill rat.  

This shirt features gritty hand-drawn artwork of a Region Rat in a bunny costume with shattered glasses. Designed by local degenerate mother fudging Region Rat artist Couch Wolf. 

Printed on a super soft, breathable, unisex, premium 60/40 cotton polyester blend black t-shirts, for maximum comfort under or over your pink bunny onesy.

Designed and printed in Northwest Indiana, USA.